What can melt your heart?

Shruti Verma

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?

Me- (laughs)

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Everyone - okay didi.

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

What can melt your heart?

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

What is the best time for conception?

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

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Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Talks with kids.

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Why was Super Buu so afraid of having Fat Buu torn out and becoming Kid Buu if he was going to destroy the Earth even before his transformation?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Me- hey what you're doing here?

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

How did my ex move on very fast?

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Me- (keep laughing)

NYC woman found a phone buried in her lawn — and police say it’s a new tactic thieves use to spy on homeowners - AOL.com

Scene- oath ceremony

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Relocating to Sweden to save money. I got a job offer of 47000SEK before tax, visas sponsored for my wife & my mother (with a laryngectomy). My wife, a general medicine graduate, wants to specialize in Sweden. Can we live well and save 4000€ monthly?

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

hearhim (ignore my voice)

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

He- (blank face)